Coffee Love

I like how coffee tastes; that makes three things am sure about.

Parallel time spaces.

You know there are times when you live in a parallel time space. Where in your head you beat up the bad guys or save an old lady from being mugged by people in black masks. Well, I have them too; almost always I have different ways to ask the cute girl out for coffee.

Here is one pick up line that keeps repeating in my head. All you need is a 1000 rupee bill, whole lotta confidence and a little bit of luck.

(Cute Girl waiting at the coffee counter for her turn to place the order)

(You with a 1000 rupee bill walk up to the person working at the counter)

You- Excuse me, is there any chance that you would have change for a 1000 rupees.

The Person At the counter- Sir am afraid I don't have the change (for your sake I hope this is the answer you get)

You- (Disappointed) Oh, that's not what I hoped you'd say.

(You now turn towards the Cute Girl (who has witnessed all this) and ask her; hey I need change for a 1000 rupees which they don't seem to have. Can I get you coffee so I can get my change.

Ok- I may use different words but this is generally how it goes.